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Blue Jasmine opens with Windsor EF Elongated lettering, white on black. It’s the Woody Allen Font. There are other signs of the neurotic master: interlocking abrasive family dynamics, New York City as a supporting character, … Continue reading
The City soggy with joy hailed my return by halting everyone at JFK Better than a ticker-tape parade I got a two hour wash-and-wait on the tarmac a hundred feet short of Gate 8 Then, I got The … Continue reading
As promised, here are my top ten tips for naive home buyers in NYC: 1. Don’t bump into a broker. Research a neighborhood online and in person, then go to a few open houses alone. New Yorkers may be restless, … Continue reading
Small plaque @ 3rd Street Station NYC:”Hospital for Joint Disorders”. Ideal patient: mobility-impaired conjoined twin with a weed problem.
As a cruel twist, although you do not see them on maps, Manhattan has handles: big steel handles, one at South Ferry, and the other way up at 207th Street. While you are in the subway, New York flips a 180 just to piss you off. The funniest part of this joke is that everyone maintains a straight face.