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Take Montana to Manhattan…and meet the Naked Cowboy
(From Friday’s, April 27th Great Falls Tribune, here’s my essay about Brian Schweitzer in the Big Apple) The day before he was a guest on The David Letterman Show, Brian Schweitzer competed for attention with a perennial entertainer in the … Continue reading
Lessons in NY Real Estate, Part II: Ten Tips
As promised, here are my top ten tips for naive home buyers in NYC: 1. Don’t bump into a broker. Research a neighborhood online and in person, then go to a few open houses alone. New Yorkers may be restless, … Continue reading
Lessons from a Real (Estate) Loser, Part I
Happy property owners. How insipid. After months of dissecting listings, catching open houses and getting outbid, I was tired of opening the Sunday New York Times Real Estate section to see those fairy tale grins. Back home in Montana we … Continue reading
Pick up your PEN for Free Expression (and Free Seminars)
Sometimes I’m tempted to lay my pen on the table and demand that it do tricks. That’s me, the crazy lady at Cafe Grumpy’s berating my writing instrument out loud. “How tough can this be? There are only 26 letters, … Continue reading
The Slow Leak: Fatty Food & Fossil Fuel
I’m a Great Falls native, a product of local public schools, and a lifelong resident. I ain’t no anemic eastern liberal…still, I found myself looking at the Chinese-made flags waving from distended lawn chairs and wondered how long our redundant filtration systems can persevere before our webbing gives way and our collective asses wind up in the gutter.
If we boil ourselves in our own oil…could I have fries with that?
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The Dirty Trick of Physical Fitness
Those pretty boys working out in front of the mirror at the gym: they know it. Real athletes don’t care. You and I, the last kids chosen on the humiliating hardpan of elementary school playgrounds, we were blindsided by The … Continue reading →